Born where the Saint John River flows into the sea. Lived there for nineteen years, then moved to Ontario. Still living (thankfully) there. What else can I say until I write my memoirs?
An omnivore I'll always be
It's much too late to change you see
Love my veggies and my beef
My hunger couldn't find relief
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Some parasites improve our lives
While others do no good
They have their own agendas
As any life form should
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Dagmar works in a museum
A big, old, lonely mausoleum
She has a boy friend
But can't see him, she's lonely
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Fast food girls, they look so cool
One thing for sure, they're no one's fool
They keep their burgers piping hot
Their chunky chili hits the spot
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