My pen pal's name Is Jelly.
And Jelly she will be
Until the very day she dies,
And now I have to pee.
...
And so I was born.
I lived.
I lived some more.
I went to school.
...
My Tippi
Is wonderful.
Especially when she wears a bikini.
She produces children.
...
I walk into my French class,
Because I yearn to learn
The lovely language of French
And the art of wearing a beret.
...
My uncle is fat.
Well, actually
I don't know if he
Is a girl or
...
Hello.
My name is Bob a Job.
That
Is not my real name, and if you believed that it was,
...