Bobert Smithsonian III Poems

cats are fat
when they
eat
too
...

My fingers
Are not
Fingers.
They do not
...

My pen pal's name Is Jelly.
And Jelly she will be
Until the very day she dies,
And now I have to pee.
...

I
am
Me!
...

And so I was born.
I lived.
I lived some more.
I went to school.
...

My Tippi
Is wonderful.
Especially when she wears a bikini.
She produces children.
...

I walk into my French class,
Because I yearn to learn
The lovely language of French
And the art of wearing a beret.
...

My uncle is fat.
Well, actually
I don't know if he
Is a girl or
...

Hello.
My name is Bob a Job.
That
Is not my real name, and if you believed that it was,
...