Brian Evans Poems

I'm a cool City Health Inspector,
So my report on your boss is true,
Everything's just so lovely,
Especially sweet waitress too:
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this iconic girl celeb me old mate,
lady gaga wears porterhouse steak;
oh dear, this not so pretty silly faggot’s
soon covered head to toe by fat maggots.
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Francie's gone off me, since her thumb said OK:
Francie and Mister Thumb are now 'an item':
So Francie stares at Mister Thumb all day-
I first abhored, ignored, later warmed to them!
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