I found this poem while browsing the internet. I thought the ladies of this site might like and the men as well.
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk.
That my body's not ripped enough
to 'satisfy' your wants.
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
That I'm not cute enough
to be 'your guy'.
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.