Christopher Queer

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I was poor, at the beggining of my life but got rich later through drugs and prostetution (working boy) i was arrested and let out of jail but then went back in when i was caught stelaing condoms from a machine.i got let out and now i a gay proud poet. Anyone looking for a mate i am your man. everyone hate david darbyshire because he is a soppy old git and i hate him. I hate all people who hate my poems KILL DAVID DARBYSHIRE. He hates my poems! ! ! how can anyone think that? ? ? david darbyshire is a nob. he is scared he told me 2 withdraw his name what a pussy. i openly challenge him and all you people are my witnesses! ! ! ! when you read this urge him onn 2 diss me with one of his poems. im queer so..... it's called free rights. i hav a dream and that dream is that gay and straight people can live together in happiness. david violates this rule and i hope that every disfortune that hapens to him hurts him. and hurts him hard.... yes i am back in prison for rapping my old headmaster in a school reunion only with a tooth pick and a chocalte finger buscuit. i rapped him because he said some very rude comments about my dick. and said i deserved tto go into prison aftter i stole condims out of a condomn machine. i also had a longer sentence because i ran naked onto a football pitch with a knife wearing a plastic bag as a condomn rubb ing it woth a hot dog.even though i am in prison i can sill make updates. tata-)

The Best Poem Of Christopher Queer

Crispy Faced Gremlins

Onono hes got a crispy face,
he should run with haste,
because the dirty gremlin is out and about,
and he don't no nowt.

The gremlin calls him crispy,
crispy calls him a frisby,
gremz calles him a lil' jo
crispy says so
gremlin says i dunno
crispy replies with the remark 'dildo'
gremz says at least i got 1
everyone laughs
because its a simple fact of life gremlins 'r' stupid
and crispys are lupid.

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