Poet. Epigrammatist. Impish jackass.)
Ester's Pecker
That girl named Ester,
She rants about her pecker;
'It's big and long,
These bitches can't go wrong',
Ester is proud of her pecker.
You think you have it nailed down, until the hammer falls off the handle.
I'm a rebel with bad eyesight, I don't need any damn glasses!
A writer's qualm is something only his pen and paper want to hear.
When needing a helping hand, don't cut off the fingers first.