Collin Watkins

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That girl named Ester,
She rants about her pecker;
'It's big and long,
These bitches can't go wrong',
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Harm be damned if I can't sin.
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My other skull isn't metal, but it will be soon.
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Poet. Epigrammatist. Impish jackass.)

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Ester's Pecker

That girl named Ester,
She rants about her pecker;
'It's big and long,
These bitches can't go wrong',
Ester is proud of her pecker.

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You think you have it nailed down, until the hammer falls off the handle.

I'm a rebel with bad eyesight, I don't need any damn glasses!

A writer's qualm is something only his pen and paper want to hear.

When needing a helping hand, don't cut off the fingers first.

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