Way back up in the high country, where the air is clean and pure.
In a cave right next to a nice cool stream, lived a mean and hungry cougar.
Now a big old ball came wandering by, just a munchin' down on grass,
But he got too close to the cougar's den, and the cat couldn't let the chance pass.
With the school year starting up,
There was gonna be a program,
The little misses wanted to give,
A donation of a large ham.
In my opinion, for what it's worth,
Sheep are the dumbest animals on earth.
One sheep will start to wander and the rest will fall in line,
Where ever the lead one wants to go, the rest think that's just fine.