culture vulture


culture vulture Poems

1. The Dotted Line 2/10/2012
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The Dotted Line

Unperforated perforations,
It's a rip off, let me see,
Tear along that dotted line
And the half-page tumbles free.

Use finesse, unless you mangle it,
Gently ease the coupon free,
There is no need to damage it,
Unless you don't agree.

It's only a simple freebie
That came by this morning's post,
So let's get cracking, untangle it,
Or turn it into a ghost.

You can't just claw and cleave,
They've helped us get inside,
What d'you mean by, a ghost?
You don't think it's alive?

If it won't do what it says,
And tear along ...

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