David Alexander Jackson Poems

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1.
The Raven And The Raven

Said The Raven
To The Raven
Which Raven are you?
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2.
Jacques Derrida's Mother

When Jacques Derrida's Mother
Embraced the concept
Of 'wholly other'
She loosed her hold on life
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3.
Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley
Ties her shoes
Too tightly
And we must not scoff
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4.
Taylor Swift

5.
Katie Price And Her Bilingual Reindeer

Katie Price
Had a collection
Of last season's
Brassieres
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6.
Spiderman Proposes To Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a sedan
Spiderman took her hand.

Went down on one knee
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7.
Mischa Barton Wins A Sack Race

Mischa Barton
Was given a head start
On Dolly Parton
In a sack race
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8.
Mary, Mary Quite Quant

Mary, Mary quite Quant
Do you like the font I'm using?

Said Mary
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9.
Emma Watson Receives A Proposition From An Omega Male

Dear Emma Watson -
Shall we make love
The object of
Our spiritual quest
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10.
Christina Hendricks's First Attempt At Noosperisms

Histina Chrendricks
Retices Milericks
Bakcwards
But none of them
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