The spectral glow of a bobbing lantern
As if tossed upon a stormy sea
Appearing..then fading anon, absorbed
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The incredible superpower
of the aroma of bacon frying
And the pungent scent
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I Pod Therapy (thank God for my I Pod)
Sweaty pillow, overfull bladder
Three A.M., wide awake,
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I Mighta Been a tad snookered
I remember you dimly
Through the fog of Jack Daniels
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I’m goin’ to tell this story to ye, if ye can keep it a hush
Since I canna’ be telling’ me friends
Twas the Saturday past, I drank a wee too much
Before me usual trek home thru’ the glens
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Lost in the bayou!
It was funny at first
To an adventure lovin’ youngen
This wouldn’t be the worst
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Could you just imagine
the lack of imagination
If men had to buy presents
And pretty them up with decorations
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You’ll always be short of something
You’ll always be needin’ this or that
You’ll always be yearnin’ for what you’re not earning
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