A lovely young lady
was pounding and cursing
at my hotel room door
The other night
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Proud eagles fly high
Oe’r land and sea
Upon majestic, wide wings tipped
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I thought that I’d like
Having the “Midas Touch’
But in truth there’s
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There’s two things I know
That creates smiles and warm glows:
Halos… and banjos! !
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The genie is out of the bottle
Has stolen out into the night
Pandora's box is become unlocked
Things will ne'er again seem right
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I keep a notepad
On the nightstand by my bed
To jot down thoughts
that late at night, fill my head
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<center>Would you like to go with me?
Perhaps better not… to go!
I go into the woods at night you see
Neath Winter night's Moon glow
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<center>I like to watch old people
And imagine how they were
In their youth
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My diet's not working
It's easy to see
And my waist isn't
Getting any smaller
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