There's one great song that Elvis shared,
A song I overheard,
It told me just how much God cared,
Such that my heart was stirred...
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At the dawn of Man's becoming, spun a web of dark deceit,
So to seize his soul forever, clothed in envy sugar sweet.
In the darkness moves the shadow... like a veil of ebony,
Clouding all the sleeping senses, tracing out each destiny!
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I've got programmes on my Sky box
And on my TiVo, too...
And every series I think rocks,
Is stored on my Freeview...
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Young Bridget was a cautious soul,
Not one to risk her all,
She'd rather have her self-control
Than jump up high then fall...
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The valiant hero stood his ground,
Defiant in the sun,
His shining armour shone around
On almost everyone!
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The £10,000 prize attracted numerous contributions,
Some national and some as distant as Australia.
All poetry submitted by email for a specific purpose,
So that the emails could be filtered upon their arrival...
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The wizard was quite new to it,
He tried to pick his words,
For magic didn't care one bit
If wizards thought like nerds...
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God bless you on your birthday!
Thank you for Megadeals!
When prices plummet all the way
That's something that appeals!
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And what is risk-it-all-ogy?
What does that mean to us?
Response to eschatology,
End times that cause a fuss!
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The bestest writer in the werld!
Terror tales sending footsies curled!
Or soppy stuff thats full of love,
Romantic dreams that proved enough...
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