Dogs are a pain
Dogs are a drain
Dogs stink when wet
Dogs give you affection
...
They at times walk unsteadily
They also nod off so readily
But you have to admire their tenacity
Their outright audacity
...
Canines
Dogs are a pain
Dogs are a drain
Dogs stink when wet
Dogs give you affection
Dogs give you direction
Dogs make a fine pet
Dogs embarrass you
Dogs harass you
Dogs are so base
Dogs will lie for you
Dogs will die for you
Dogs know their own place
Dogs are a contradiction are they not?
Dogs seem right out of fiction
Tis their lot!