Dylan Sterndale Poems

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1.
The Monkey And The Bannana

There once was a monkey holding a banana

But in his in his other hand he held a katana!
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2.
The Monkey And The Banana And His Katana

There once was a monkey holding a banana

But in his in his other hand he held a katana!
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3.
Sneaking Underground

Once there was the underground

Then there was a scary mound
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4.
Life

When i think of my life
It always seems so distant
And i always think of using a knife
To end it at that very instant
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5.
My Life

When i think of my life
It always seems so distant
And i always think of using a knife
To end it at that very instant
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6.
Running Away

Every so often
My legs really soften
And it foils my plan to run away
Causing me to stay eating horse hay
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7.
Kaylan Barker

There once was a boy called Kaylan Barker
And he always used a red marker
He was very smart
And he had a kind heart
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8.
Colin Yu

There was a boy called Colin Yu
He liked playing at Uluru
And he said Yo
Along with Bro
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9.
Miss Carrot

There was a teacher called Miss Carrot
She liked being called Miss Carrot
She played with Kaylan Barker
(Who used a red pen marker)
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10.
Centre

Crocodiles
Echidnas
Narwhals
Trees
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