Ernie's Doggie Delimma
This is the story of Ernie,
A wiener dog breeder he would be,
So he bought his first dog for a hundred bucks,
And gave him the name Doogie.
He said to his wife I have an idea,
To make money beyond compare,
So Ernie bought Doogie a female,
So Doogie his love he could share.
So Snuggles the female got pregnant,
And I had dollar signs in my eyes,
But they were so cute when they were born,
My wife couldn't sell them to my surprise!
At first I owned two, now I own four,
Then Doggie did it once more,
So now I own five,
And yes I ...