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Cool As A Cucumber By Evan And Emily

Cool As A Cucumber
By Emily and Evan

Cool as a cucumber, the saying goes,
But how does one, really know,

Do cucumbers wear shades,
Hang out at raves
Make up the latest mix tapes,
is this why their cool?
Do cucumbers secretly rule?

Too cool for School the kids say,
It's true I saw no cucumbers there today

But let's look at the facts,
It's a vegetable for goodness sakes,
Not capable of emotion
Or any class,
And they sure do warm up pretty fast,

So if you say your as cool as a cucumber today,
Just remember your green and stalky,
That's a fact
But cool you are not,
Not today, or tomorrow
Just a cucumber bum
So go chew on that.

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