Larry Shufflebottom Biography

I love minivans

I love minivans
They rust like cans
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My turtle Fred, he is not dead. He lives in his shell. When he does die I guess he will smell.
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yo amo mis zapatos
me dan la tristeza
son marrones y manchados
Es posible que los zapatos tuvieran puntos
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Mike Jacobson, He is a great person. He's always been a great friend, He always thinks ahead. Mike always liked writing, me and mike went late night riding. Mike is cool, He stayed in school.
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Did you hear, Did you hear about the Teddy Bear? His hair very fluffy, His nose very stuffy. So I got him some tissues, from then on we never had issues. He knows how to be funny, while he still has money. He gives to the poor, He deserves an award.
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