Larry Shufflebottom Poems

I love minivans

I love minivans
They rust like cans
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My turtle Fred, he is not dead. He lives in his shell. When he does die I guess he will smell.
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my boat sank. my mind is very blank
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Lambsauce, you are the boss. Gordan can't find you, You taste like emu
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With my truck, I hit a buck. See my truck, You must. My truck, It has some rust. My truck is squatted, and my shoelaces are triple-knotted.
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Jesus is the light
He is so bright
He saved our sins
With His limbs
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Built upon my broken back,
Upon a broken shore.
Stretching out beyond the sea,
And past the open door.
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Jesus is light, Jesus is bright.
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Mike Jacobson, He is a great person. He's always been a great friend, He always thinks ahead. Mike always liked writing, me and mike went late night riding. Mike is cool, He stayed in school.
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Did you hear, Did you hear about the Teddy Bear? His hair very fluffy, His nose very stuffy. So I got him some tissues, from then on we never had issues. He knows how to be funny, while he still has money. He gives to the poor, He deserves an award.
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