Larry Shufflebottom Poems

I love minivans

I love minivans
They rust like cans
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My turtle Fred, he is not dead. He lives in his shell. When he does die I guess he will smell.
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my boat sank. my mind is very blank
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Lambsauce, you are the boss. Gordan can't find you, You taste like emu
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With my truck, I hit a buck. See my truck, You must. My truck, It has some rust. My truck is squatted, and my shoelaces are triple-knotted.
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Jesus is the light
He is so bright
He saved our sins
With His limbs
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Built upon my broken back,
Upon a broken shore.
Stretching out beyond the sea,
And past the open door.
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Jesus is light, Jesus is bright.
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yo amo mis zapatos
me dan la tristeza
son marrones y manchados
Es posible que los zapatos tuvieran puntos
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Mike Jacobson, He is a great person. He's always been a great friend, He always thinks ahead. Mike always liked writing, me and mike went late night riding. Mike is cool, He stayed in school.
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