Larry Shufflebottom Poems

I love minivans

I love minivans
They rust like cans
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My turtle Fred, he is not dead. He lives in his shell. When he does die I guess he will smell.
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The Capybara Way
Meet the friendly capybara
Rodent large without a care, a
Chill companion, friend to all, for
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Roses are red, violets are blue I love my dog more than I like you.
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For Billy's hard work, he earned his dogs
Ann and Dan weren't just dogs
More than dogs they were they were friends
I couldn't count how many coons they treed
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I love lent
My car has a dent
Have you seen it
As it is the time for prayer
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i love squatted trucks, they are better than rucks
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my boat sank. my mind is very blank
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Lambsauce, you are the boss. Gordan can't find you, You taste like emu
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With my truck, I hit a buck. See my truck, You must. My truck, It has some rust. My truck is squatted, and my shoelaces are triple-knotted.
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