Flying Lemming Poems

Welcome to the concrete jungle safari
Please climb aboard if you want to travel with me
Keep arms inside all the time you’re on the tour
Of your personal safety I want to be sure
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I’m a happy dog at the park
I yelp and woof and bark
Along with the sound
Us dogs run around
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I’ve heard all kinds of music
From easy listening to heavy rock to blues
2 tone, ska and acid jazz, all made me move my shoes
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One thing that I enjoy the most
Is a simple piece of toast
Nothing fancy or flash for me
Just toast with a cup of tea
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Think of the most expensive product that you have
Somewhere in your home right now
There’s one thing worth more than anything else
But I can’t understand how
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I took someone’s car and drove into the cops
I ran into a window while stealing from the shops
My attempts at thievery are all a load of flops
Karma is coming after me, yes it is
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You may have never heard of me but I have passed by you
Slinking around quietly is what I’m designed to do
Unnoticed, I’ve taunted you, I’m very sure of that
For I’m the mythical mystical magnetic cat
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I’m a faded years old statue
My dog’s chin on my knee
My nameplate’s worn and useless
No one knows who I used to be
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I’ve heard all kinds of music
From easy listening to heavy rock to blues
2 tone, ska and acid jazz, all made me move my shoes
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Think of the most expensive product that you have
Somewhere in your home right now
There’s one thing worth more than anything else
But I can’t understand how
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