Herbert Nehrlich Fun Poems

There lived in the Oregon Hills
an old hermit by name of Will Mills.
When Saint Helen blew high
old Will Mills was nearby
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There once was Washington Porker,
where the climate is often a corker.
When he grilled his pork chops
someone called for the cops,
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The goose that laid the golden egg
had bent to let it drop, each leg.
The egg was golden and so huge
that people thought it subterfuge.
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