This is Tom
Tom is a cat
It's hard being
A bottle of Slivovitz
To grant his moronic expressions on the TV
It's not an extortionate pay for Toms soul,
Which has been rissoled with a doghouse
and the razzmatazz.
Tom has a brutally disfigured
Physiognomy of his face, broken whiskers,
Discharging eye, incapacitated hunters sense
And a will of being professionally annihilated.
For it is known, that since a hundred of episodes
Something is killing him, something that is not meant
For him. Something he's not designed for.
Tom has a ...