Harold Tormoehlen

(Brownstown, Indiana)

Harold Tormoehlen Poems

1. Ladies Night In The Offing 1/2/2003
2. Unusual Lion's Wedding 1/2/2003
Best Poem of Harold Tormoehlen

Unusual Lion's Wedding

A Ladies Night was in the offing
Dale Carnegie men would be there,
The plans were carefully completed
The scenery, the oomph and the glare.

They seated the guests 'long the sidewalls
An altar 'long the end of the aisle,
They carried in boxes and bunting
A shot gun and anything in style.

They tied a pillow in front now
And slipped a big dress o'er my head,
Stuffed papers to fill up the soft spots
And painted my lips very Red.

Got two cakes of Gum that I chewed on
And a Lacy Head Piece, don't you see?
Turned me loose with ...

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