When i was a kid,
i used to lie,
my popularity slid,
on a steep downhill ride.
...
The French Teacher
He walks in,
makes a mistake,
everyone laughs.
He lectures on,
about ballpoint pens
and injections.
'I sold your exams on eBay'
he would say.
Coz he's elad! (elad)
Elad i say!
Elad i pray!
Hes the new french teacher on the block,
he rock rock totally rocks!
hes hilarious in a clumsy way,
he even worked out how much the teachers are payed...
'five hundred thousand pounds a year' he would say,
oh elad,
you crack us up.