Few women can pee in a coke bottle,
the rest have never tried.
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Cream rises to the top, they say,
But alas, so do turds, come what may.
In this strange world we live, you see,
Where humor and truth intertwine with glee.
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Who is 50 married eight times!
I have been dating five months
how long shold I wait befor
we marry? (He Musta needed a cat-scan)
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