Hey Christine what’s going on?
Whatever happened to Miss Saigon?
Down the river selling out
I tried to be a good girl scout

Hey Christine it’s been too long
I sold your one trick for a song
Tell me how you defy time
We hooked up in a nursery rhyme

Hey Christine are you having fun?
Screwing with the boys from 101?
Don’t you think that you’ll get caught?
Choking them with their Windsor knots?

Hey Christine I’m down shit creek
Sailing atop a losing streak
So meet me there at high noon
To cry beneath the harvest moon

Hey Christine it’s getting dark
Out here I’m such an easy mark
Goodbye Christine, we’ll meet again
In the flesh or in the vein