I can’t write weird poems –
I only wish I could.
The trouble with my poems is
They’re always understood.
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A No-Nonesense Poem
I can’t write weird poems –
I only wish I could.
The trouble with my poems is
They’re always understood.
Jaberwocky, Kubla Khan,
They sound so very grand –
If only I could write a piece
That’s hard to understand.
So hats off to the intellects,
The scholars and the posh,
Who make a living churning out
Unmitigated tosh!