Jason Elster

Rookie (1988 / London)

Jason Elster Poems

1. Toilet Roll? 4/20/2005
2. Dr Sues, We Hardly Knew Ye... 2/27/2005

Comments about Jason Elster

  • Jason Elster (2/26/2005 12:55:00 PM)

    Get back to your cell!

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  • Amy Murtagh (2/26/2005 11:45:00 AM)

    Yes my dear, you called?

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  • Jason Elster (2/26/2005 7:13:00 AM)

    Round is a very sensitive subject for me.
    I feel I can only talk about round in the comfort of poetry.
    Angel of darkness Angel of darkness Angel of darkness Angel of darkness

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  • Graham Leese (2/26/2005 7:05:00 AM)

    How come your songs are never round jase?

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  • Poetry Hound (2/26/2005 6:32:00 AM)

    When you were shouting in your shoes, some of it inadvertantly ended up on this website.

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Best Poem of Jason Elster

Toilet Roll?

I was asked to write a poem about toilet roll.
Why?
I guess because it's round.
when I was younger I thought toilet was spelt toylit.
I was wrong.

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