In an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
...
We are underwater off the coast of Belize.
The water is lit up even though it's dark
as if there are illuminated seashells
scattered on the ocean floor.
...
I'm sorry I was late.
I was pulled over by a cop
for driving blindfolded
with a raspberry-scented candle
...