John F. Bell

There once was a lady from Cork
Who knew how to use a knife and fork.
So polite she became
That this proper dame
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Most offered love has strings attached to it,
So that the loving one can gain something thru it.
But genuine love
Comes only from above,
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A politician emits a constant stream of hot air,
As he orates long with his polished flair.
But this bloated Phony
Is filled with baloney,
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Mom, I don't remember but you do.
After nine months and much ado
A climax was reached.
A squaller screeched,
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Children come naturally if we let 'em,
As in a secure marriage bond we get 'em.
So don't forego this joy
In exchange for a toy,
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Mrs. Whale delivers her calf in the sea.
No other facility can adequate be.
Fame and fortune will arise
To the one who can devise
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That women are different men were made to see.
Not better, not worse, but functional as can be.
We love them so much,
But how to deal with such
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A lady greatly admired wherever she goes
When flattered by a man she knows,
Responded, "I know now
That feeling exactly how
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