Despite peaks and weeks of challenges and changes,
Sunken and broken into two halves,
Driven to the brink of seven rampages
Soldier on and peer at elves.
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At supersonic speed, Masquerade
Flew into the firm arms of Charade.
Said Charade, 'Scram, phony.
Ain't got no space for crony.
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The orifice swallowed zillion giants
Said orifice, 'Squash me like ants.
And I'll thrash you to powder
Though you dream of an udder
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Green dunces too lazy to create value
Laze about the internet with no clue
Except plans to hack
Work of a genius pack
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A lover honeymooned a spinster
Who sank sedatives into his star
That knocked out his system.
Said spinster, 'Lover, lame.
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White Powder landed on Candy's tit.
Said White Powder, 'Tell dad to quit
Asking Mexico to build wall
At taxpayers' expense in Fall
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A tycoon loaded with zillion dollars
Sought GOP nominations from white collars
Who campaigned to beat up
Protesters and testers whose cup
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A trump card slid down affluent sleeves
Promised bay, hay, clay, Autumn leaves
Into the lush oval office
Where its brand wealth orifice
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Politically correct verse cossets
A fav grand ole party candy whose sets
Bores the planet with his wealth,
Utters poppycock on health
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Conscience smacked absentee landlords
Who fled chores to loosen family cords
That claimed inherited rights
Cast asunder because tights
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