John Wathen Poems

Oh I love you Mr. Cameron,
the feelings mutual Mr Clegg
You got me into power,
I did'nt need to beg.
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I've been replaced by a Rampant Rabbit.
a bloody mechanical toy,
that seems to have the habit
of giving my Girlfriend joy.
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I know you will never love me,
you know I'll always care.
I know in times of trouble,
you know I will be there.
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If they took away the sunshine,
I could replace it with your smile.

If they took away the starlight,
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I think I'm past my sell by date,
I've been taken off display,
and put on the shelf as cheap goods,
marked down for final day.
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Some people think that the cure for all ills,
is a tumbler of scotch and a handful of pills.
Others swear to end your life,
you need a nice hot bath and a good sharp knife,
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What can you do if you lose
my trust?
What can be done if you abuse
my trust?
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I suppose that strictly speaking,
pigs can't really fly,
and you 'd never get a camel
through a needles eye.
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I can't stand the cold, cold winter.
The rain. The sleet. The snow.
I need the sun upon my back,
so its towards the South I go.
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I am a local hero,
my exploits are world wide.
When our team won the F.A. Cup,
I was the captain of the side.
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