Rejected, dejected, depressed,
A tightening pain in his chest
His whole life now in sad turmoil
No reason now for to smile
...
There was a young man from Warsaw
Who viewed life full of awe
His wife was a harpie,
One day she got narkie
...
Fluttering gently to the ground,
Touching earth without a sound
Transforming world with its glow
Magical world of winter snow,
...
In yonder shaded woodland knell,
Where elfs and goblins dwell,
Yellow leaves come fluttering down,
Tumbling gently to the ground.
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The word was whispered in my ear
'Come home, Jim is dead '
In a lonley field near the sea
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When St Paul wrote to the Romans
Did they ever answer him back?
When Lazarus was raised from the dead
Did his wife have to return the widows pension?
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A German explorer called Victor
Fancied a Boa Constrictor
He lifted its's tail
Achtung! ! Twas a male
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Poor Ol Britany Spears
Cut off her hair with a shears
It wasn't being bald
Or the names she was calld
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I once gnew a gnu in a zoo
Who was tired of the same ol view
To see some new sights
He stole out in the night
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