Justin Hand Gregory
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Those Awkward Moments
Have you ever... went for a sunday stroll,
Walking along not bothering a soul.
Then you see that person that looks a bit like your friend?
To get his attention you jump and you wave,
Speak even louder than your deaf Uncle Dave.
Suddenly, you realize 'Oh my god that's not my friend'!
That's just some random guy named Ben.
Have you ever... sat their in silence,
Just minding your own.
Reading a book, or even your phone.
And then you feel that bubble of gas,
That came from your stomach... Right down to your... BUTT.
Paranoia kicks in as this gas ...