The college professor said: 'Such rawness in a student is a
shame; lack of preparation in high school is to blame.'
The high school teacher said, 'Good heavens! That boy's a fool.
The fault, of course, is with the middle school.'
Father, where shall I work today?
And my love flowed warm and free.
Then He pointed out a tiny spot
And said, 'Tend that for me.'
The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain
And simple to express:
There's an art of knowing when.
Never try to guess.
Toast until it smokes and then
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