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The college professor said: 'Such rawness in a student is a
shame; lack of preparation in high school is to blame.'
The high school teacher said, 'Good heavens! That boy's a fool.
The fault, of course, is with the middle school.'
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Father, where shall I work today?
And my love flowed warm and free.
Then He pointed out a tiny spot
And said, 'Tend that for me.'
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The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain
And simple to express:
Err
and err
...
There's an art of knowing when.
Never try to guess.
Toast until it smokes and then
twenty seconds less
...
Oh, if you're a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.
If you're a bird, be an early early bird--
But if you're a worm, sleep late.
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Who's To Blame?
The college professor said: 'Such rawness in a student is a
shame; lack of preparation in high school is to blame.'
The high school teacher said, 'Good heavens! That boy's a fool.
The fault, of course, is with the middle school.'
The middle school teacher said: 'From stupidity may I be
spared. They sent him in so unprepared.'
The primary teacher huffed: 'Kindergarten blockheads all. They
call that preparation? Why it's worse than none at all.'
The kindergarten teacher said: 'Such lack of training never did
I see. What kind of woman must that mother be? '
The mother said: 'Poor helpless child. He's not to blame. His
father's people were all the same.'
The father at the end of the line said: 'I doubt the rascal's even
mine.'
Author: Unknown
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