Funny you should say,
That the world is spining,
Funny you should say,
That Manchester is winning.
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Poor, dainty Scarlett,
Dressed in aquamarine,
Never got noticed,
And never got seen.
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Tis' one of ze days when you just cannot win,
Tis' be the time to stick yer head in a barrel,
Tis' be the time to wallow in yer sorrows,
Tis be the time to just give up.
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