Lawrence P. Murren, Jr.

Michael Jordan
Crossed the Jordan
He jumped over it
In his Air Jordans
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Spinning records with Spinoza
Kicking footballs with Lou Groza
Doesn't care for rhythm and blues
Drinks a lot of booze
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Beneath the surface
Hemingway wrote
The iceberg the iceberg
See the iceberg float
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The artist is king
I hear my heart sing
The executive's a pauper
A trash can shopper
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Cashmere and rouge
Go hand in hand
Find one in Pakistan
Then go east
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