What can ah say about my Gomuh Pahle,
To make you understand his stahl?
Gomah, Gomah,
You're mah man!
...
Gomah’s been sent ovuhseas
To fahght GW’s wahr,
And Ah was gettin’ vehry sad
With only wahtchin’ pohrn,
...
Moved to be close to the love of my life, Gomer Pyle!)
Gomer Pyle, My Marine, My Dream
What can ah say about my Gomuh Pahle,
To make you understand his stahl?
Gomah, Gomah,
You're mah man!
But you won't fahck me, your Lou Ann...
I trah and trah to make it rahse,
I kiss your lips and bat mah ahse,
Oh Gomah, I cain't wait nomahre,
Get it up for me, your whahre!