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Revenge Backfire

revenge is sweet so they say
her lover left her there today
he found another sweeter than her
ne'er do well the spell she shall cast on the cur

she'll flatten his tires let out his hot air
if he were close enough she'd give him a scare
his girl is so pretty young and carefree
the heartache coming she wishes to see

nothing so evil as a woman scorned
great beasties like dragons winged and horned
aiming at him all her anger is shot
not a window to p*ss out of nor even a pot

her wishes are evil her heart blackened ash
if his head were in reach with a cleaver she'd bash
his pretty young thing he adores for the moment
wait till his wrath comes down in a torrent

not a moment was wasted finding her highness
not a charm overlooked exercising his slyness
she's a fool to believe him she'll cry in the end
as he pushes to break and finds she can bend

what's this she says boldly to the woman she sees
you're as sweet as the honey that comes from the bees
she knows nothing about her she never would listen
what she missed in the telling is now in his kitchen

my response to the curses, old witch go to hell
i have spells of my own all i need is a bell
as i jingle it softly you can rot in your hate
our relationship started before your first date

so shut up about cheating, vows and the like
take a hike down the road like the witch on a bike
be careful old witchie your days are now numbered
we fell back in love while you drank and then slumbered

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