I wake up in the morning and feel like Colonel Sanders
Put my uniform on hit Decatur
Before I leave I brush my teeth with my new tube of Crest
When I leave for my shift I won't back till two o'clock
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I fall from the cloud
I make a puddle on the ground
I make people have a bad day
I cancel things that are supposed to be outside
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You wake me up in the morning
I lay there and pretend I am asleep
I don't talk to you when I am around my friends
You annoy me when you yell at me
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