Martin Paul Patton Biography

Monkeys and waffles
And waffles and Monkeys
I like to eat waffles while riding my donkey
Donkeys like Waffles as much as we do
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Isn't it good Isn't it nice
Having a nuclear war and eating some mice
Where are the clouds those big mushroom clouds
Send in the clouds
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Well I got me a dog and I got me a truck
Heaven sure knows I need to change my luck
Got me a gun and I got me a beer
Gonna go out gonna shoot me a deer, I'm a redneck
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I have a pet snake I named Irwin
He's named after that guy on TV
Who chases all sorts of vermin
But my pet is safe here with me
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If I look into your eyes
Will you promise not to hide
And help me find the fire
That once burned with such desire
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