I'M A Redneck Poem by Martin Paul Patton

Well I got me a dog and I got me a truck
Heaven sure knows I need to change my luck
Got me a gun and I got me a beer
Gonna go out gonna shoot me a deer, I'm a redneck
WHHHHHOOOOOOO i'm a redneck!

Well I gotta chew tobacky and I gotta eat grits
Gotta find me a woman who's gotta big t*ts
If I ever go north gonna catch me a train
Gonna show all the snowbirds I hav'nt a brain
I'm a redneck whhhhhoooooo I'm a redneck

If I had every nickle for every cat
Or every mailbox I smashed with a bat
I'd have enough money to buy me a porche
That I would gladly trade for a horse
I'm a redneck whhhhhooooooo I'm a redneck

The purpouse of this poem is simple but true
If this sounds abit familier your a redneck too
So don't judge me and I won't judge you
I think we all have alot better things to do

There's something very simple that we have to agree
You just be you and I'll just be me
I'm a redneck whhhhoooooo I'm a redneck! ! ! ! ! ! !