Ah Valentine that ferocious bum Makes women swoon just for fun Costs me a packet in cards and stamps And the return is a kiss just to say thanks. What more would I ask for, now that would be rude To see you all naked and reacting all crude First in a maids shift and then as a nurse or perhaps a stern policewoman what could be worse. Dear Valentine well man thanks a lot No one is speaking because I forgot If it wasn't for you perhaps I'd be rich with a house full of women not wearing a stitch. We men have it hard at this time of year sending out flowers and calling you dear with tons of chocolates tied with red ribbon All sorts of goodies, many forbidden. and then we get told 'Oh but you shouldn't or get boxed ears because this year we didn't Its a no win day for men the world round so again thanks a lot Eros you clown. Happy Valentine I'll say to you I hope you enjoy the day and not be blue Forget all my moaning its all done in fun I'm sending this love to a wonderful one
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