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This has been a good week.

Right? I was actually going to the school, 'cause my son was actually getting bullied, right?
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Joseph Ward

This has been a good week.

Right? I was actually going to the school, 'cause my son was actually getting bullied, right?

So I go up to the school, and the craziest thing happened.I get up there, and the kid's father's there.
And, um, his father bullied me!
You know what I mean?
And I remembered this dude.
Like, you remember your school bully?
Like, we all do.
Like, this dude beat me up so bad,
right, like, his brother jump in and help me fight him, right?
And I'm scared of this dude.
And I don't know what it is, right?
Black parents especially -my mother was like this.
This was her rule.
"You be scared of God and me. Nobody else."
I don't know how my mother found out
that I was scared of Joseph Ward.
Soon as I come home, she's like,
"Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh.
We going back to the school." And I'm like, "For what? "
"No, you gonna fight Joseph Ward."
And I'm like, "Ma, he real deal.
He's, uh, he a boy-man, Ma.
This dude, he crazy! "
What'd Ma say? "He ain't that crazy."
I'm like, "Ma, please don't let me fight this dude.
I'm nervous, Ma, please.
He beat up the whole school, Ma."
My mother take me down to the school,
and she gonna have this little hype talk, right?
"Let me tell you something, Mike Troy.
You gonna fight Joseph Ward.
'Cause if you don't fight him, you gonna have to fight me."
Right? Don't they scare you with that?
And then she ended with this, "And you don't wanna fight me! "
My mother was wrong, 'cause I beat the hell out of her.
"I'm not fighting him! He's a boy-man! "
I was like, "Joseph, hold my bookbag."
I was like, "Hold my bookbag."
I'm not fighting him.
You shouldn't put that pressure on me!
I'm scared! I don't wanna fight this dude!
So the next day, Joseph Mother Ward
came up to me, right?
I'm a minor. I'm a minor.
She did this. She did this to me.
And I was like, "Oh, Ms. Ward?
Wait here. I'm gonna get crazy.
My mother is gonna have to beat on you! "
You know, you get hyped when you know your mom's in it.
"I'm doing it. Wait right here.
It's gonna be on."
I get home, I tell my Ma,
"Ma, Joseph Mama Ward did this, " right?
My mother lost it.
She's "What? ! " I was like, "Yeah, Ma.
I tried to tell her, don't mess with Janet baby!
I tried to tell her! "
We going on down to the school, right?
They taking bets on the fight.
Yo, my mom's a gimme, gimme, gimme, right?
My mother's stretching.
We all there, "Yeah, whatever.
She don't want it, right? " I'm like, "Yeah, Ma.
Calm down, crazy."
Out of nowhere, Joseph Ward Mother come.
You hear this -[thumping]
My mother a little woman, right?
She's like, "Yo, who that?
Who the -Who the dragon lady over there...
blocking the sun?
Who is that? "
I'm like, "That's Joseph Ward Mother.
Get crazy, Ma!
Get crazy! "
My mother knew her!
She turn around, "Olga, is that you?
Olga Ward? "
Then she turn right back to me.
"Mike, let me ask you a question.
Do I send you to school to fight?
Do I send you? Do I? "
And I'm like, "No."
"I'm sorry, Olga. Let's go."

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