The lumps was as round as planet earth
The lump smells like a sweaty locker room
The lump is as moldy as rotten cheese in the refrigerator
The lump had no mind or body, but it had a significant effect on the life of many people
When it rained the lump was as blue and was a sad lump,
No, I mean literally the lump was blue, the perfect hiding place for a smurf.