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Comments about Nottee Boi
Seven men of good design,
Made a pu.s.sy so divine.
First a butcher full of wit,
Used a knife & made a slit.
Second a carpenter big & bold,
Used a drill to bore a hole.
Third a tailor tall & thin,
used red velvet to line it in.
Fourth a hunter short & stout,
used fox fur to line it out.
Fifth a fisherman nasty as hell,
threw in a fish & gave it a smell.
Sixth a vicar name of Mcgee,
felt it & blessed it & said it could pee.
Seventh a sailor a dirty old runt,
Suc.k.ed it & fu.ck.ed it & called it a cu.nt!