Oliver Herford Poems
- The Puppy The Puppy cannot mew or talk, He has a funny kind ...
- I Heard A Bird Sing I heard a bird sing In the dark of ...
- The Platypus MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus A sad ...
- The Elf And The Dormouse Under a toadstool crept a wee Elf, ...
- The Chimpanzee CHILDREN, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on ...
- Proem IF this little world to-night Suddenly should fall ...
- The Milk Jug The Gentle Milk Jug blue and white I love with ...
Oliver Herford (1863–1935) was a British born American writer, artist and illustrator who has been called "The American Oscar Wilde".As a frequent contributor to The Mentor, Life, and Ladies' Home Journal, he sometimes signed his artwork as "O Herford". In 1906 he wrote and illustrated the "Little Book of Bores". He also wrote short poems like "The ... more »
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''She has a whim of iron.''Oliver Herford (1863-1935), U.S. poet, illustrator. Remark, attributed to Herford, referring to his wife. It reappeared in Excuse It Please, "Impo...
The Puppy cannot mew or talk,
He has a funny kind of walk,
His tail is difficult to wag
And that’s what makes him walk zigzag.
He is the Kitten of a Dog,
From morn till night he’s all agog—
Forever seeking something new
That’s good but isn’t meant to chew.
He romps about the Tulip bed,
And chews the Flowers white and red,
And when the Gardener comes to see
He’s sure to blame mamma or me.
One game that cannot ever fail
To please him is to chase his tail—
(To catch one’s tail, ’twixt me and you,
Is not an easy thing to do.)
If he has not a pretty ...