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We want to be posh we will do all that we can
Quick honey lets sell the van
We'll buy a big car with a private number plate
With a Mercedes badge that the neighbours will hate
We can't really afford it, we'll go to the bank
But just keep on thinking how highly we'll rank.
Were posh now, its official, the car is outside
But it's making the house look so cheap and deprived
Let's get some new windows, and a new front door
Our neighbours will hate it, but our ranking will soar.
Our clothes need updating we've got a rebate on tax
Lets take the ...