My pooch is not named Rover, Fluffy, Spot or Rex.
I wanted something different, so I named my puppy, Sex.
To renew my doggie’s license. I went down to City Hall.
“I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. He said, “Wouldn’t we all? ”
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Brilliant. Nice, flowing rhyme. Very funny. Finishes with a Johnny Cash reference. You can't say fairer than that.