I used to be so strong
And my knees didn’t quiver
Now I can hardly take a few steps
Without having my kidneys swivel
At least it seems like a week
Since they’ve been last tweaked
Even a few drops of relief
Would curse my mounting grief
Oh, the nerve of Sweden
Trumping up charges to get me back
When every Volvo made
Was created exactly for that
And I didn’t have this problem
Until the U.S. poked in
Well they should have protected their data
Like my bladder is protectiong my urine
Now I must wait
As my body anticipates
The unjust rulings by the blokes
That will surely seal my Aussie fate
Good’ay mates, forever
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